I consider this. Well, I was really hoping to get an "A". Olive Penderghast : I mean, you're a nice guy and all, but you're not really my type. Oh, haven't you heard? I just thought of the funniest thing. I just want you to know your father and I are totally supportive. Olive Penderghast I don't know. Ooh, I think my complete lack of allure already kinda shot that horse in the face. Yeah, I know that. Yes, I am a big fat slut. : Guys we were going to do this at the right time! Ah, that Roman. I believe so, if I was the Gossip Girl in Sweet Valley of the Traveling Pants. : Disclaimer: Daily Actor at times uses affiliate links to sites like Amazon.com, streaming services, and others. Olive Penderghast Except that's the one thing movies don't tell you: how shitty it feels to be an outcast. Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast I mean, out to here. Rosemary Penderghast, Olive's mother, is open, funny and loves her kids. It doesn't have to be a boink. : Olive Penderghast : : Rosemary Now you're a super slut like me. Judging from the amount of blood I saw gushing from your nose I thought you were the bull-*ied*. Dill: Is everything alright? Which, thanks to recent budget cuts meant *cleaning*. [Not believing her] Although, you gotta love the Quizno's guy: it's the one thing that triumphs religion - capitalism. Olive: I told everyone! But its so hard, its so hard because they keep doing it, over and over again. It didn't happen! Olive Penderghast Get it? Is that how much our imaginary tryst meant to you? It's not like I've actually been doing the things that people are saying I'm doing, but - then again - I'm not denying them, so I've just been wondering: is that wrong? Fabulous! [about Rhiannon] [believes he's talking about sex] Brandon I think we should just put this conversation to bed. NO, I don't like that! : Can I help you with something? You really want to know what my problem is? Marianne: Theres a higher power that will judge you for your indecency. : You're a slut. Im not blaming you, but lactation was not kind to Mamas tig ol bitties. Rhiannon: I want every detail! Olive Penderghast Rhiannon Rhi, I'm not that kind of girl. Now, bitch. You totally lost your V-card to him. I always pegged you for a south paw. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. I had a horrible reputation and people said awful things about me. OH RATS! : Woodchuck Todd An example of data being processed may be a unique identifier stored in a cookie. Tell me to say 'Hail Marys'? I'll have to get a lower back tattoo and pierce something not on my face.". I might even lose my virginity to him. : If I can keep the girls off the pole and the boys off the pipe, I get a bonus. : Look it up, big boy. Olive Penderghast This girl, named Hester Prynne, has an affair with a minister, is besmirched and made to wear a red A for "adulterer." When her best friend Rhiannon invites her to spend the weekend with her family, Olive lies and tells that she will have a date with a nonexistent community college student. A gentleman caller, hurray! : [V.O] Easy A (stylized as easy A) is a 2010 American teen romantic comedy film directed by Will Gluck, written by Bert V. Royal, starring Emma Stone, Stanley Tucci, Patricia Clarkson, Thomas Haden Church, Dan Byrd, Amanda Bynes in her final film role, Penn Badgley, Cam Gigandet, Lisa Kudrow, Aly Michalka, and Malcolm McDowell.The screenplay was partially inspired by the 1850 novel The Scarlet Letter . Yeah, but I didn't mean with ME. Disney World is much more liberal. Ironically, we were studying "The Scarlet Letter", but isn't that always the way? : I could have chlamydia. They're Costco. Brandon, just a couple hours ago, you told me you were Kinsey 6 gay. : [welcoming Brandon into her upstairs bedroom], [about Natasha Bedingfield's "Pocketful of Sunshine"], [referring to Olive's alleged weekend date with a boyfriend], [while pretending to have sex with Olive and she's hitting him with a book], [after pretending to have sex with Brandon], [about her business of pretending to have sex with people], [V.O, while confronted with Marianne's mob]. : [to Rosemary] [about the rumors that she punched Nina] : Bookstore guy Affiliate links provides compensation to Daily Actor which helps us remain online, giving you the resources and information actors like you are looking for. Why do you want us to take a bullet if anyone asks if you were here all weekend? I really don't need those. Rosemary It's a movie about a high school girl named Olive, who learns very quickly that in high school, reputation is everything. : : : Marianne And as we all know, by "magic" I mean "nothing.". I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. George is like what you name your teddy bear, not the name you wanna scream out during climax. From the movie's incredibly sharp script, here are 35 of the best one-liners and exchanges from Easy A. Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast Olive: Hi, Im looking for the Bible. Olive Penderghast Thanks for asking. : Olive, do what you got to do, let your freak flag fly. [to Olive] Oh, you *really* do. [pretending to be freaking out] : Easy A Monologue, Olive (Emma Stone). I'm not proud of this. Olive Penderghast Manage Settings How I, Olive Penderghast, went from assumed trollop to an actual home-wrecker. A gnome? Tom Cruise? Company Credits : Olive Penderghast While this one may not have the fully realized characters of the Hughes films, it actually takes things a step further in its commentary on many topics: family life, parenting, religious zealotry, rumor-mongering and the public education system. : Olive Penderghast Screw all these people, Olive! I've been pretending to be a - how would one phrase it in Catholic words? : : : We did not have sex. Olive Penderghast Not really. No, silly. : We've had 9 classes together since kindergarten 10 if you count Religion of Other Cultures, which you didn't, because you called it science-fiction and refused to go. : I wanna be in detention! I would slit my throat rather than say something to someone that you didn't want me to say! Your father is as straight as they come. Brandon: You said I should pretend to be straight. Where do I even start? Nina You are on crack! We are not friends anymore. Oh, I thought I was gonna have to spend my dowry on booze and pills to numb the loneliness. : : It was like setting up Jenga. Just using this space to practice as much as possible. And if theres one thing worse than chlamydia, its Florida. The things that make you most mad about the world tend to be the things that you hate in yourself. : Olive Penderghast : It's not really a term of endearment. : [looks up and sees a guy dressed in a Quizno's costume]. He left his parents a note that said: Fuck you, I'm gay. How is that my problem, amigo? Which brings us to Part Two. Evan . Olive Penderghast Mom! : Pastor : Mr. Griffith (Thomas Haden Church): I dont know what your generations fascination is with documenting your every thought, but I can assure you, theyre not all diamonds. : Olive Penderghast Incorrigible. Rosemary: Olive! Marianne Easy A. A heap. [welcoming Brandon into her upstairs bedroom] It was the right one! And that's why I decided to do this webcast. You must be related to me. : : Are you accusing me of nepotism? : No, there's no argument, it's there. Watch Easy A: You Kind Of Look Like A Stripper. It wasn't the left tit? : Olive Penderghast Official Sites Seems as if someone's on a downward spiral. And I was quite the contortionist back then. Oh, clever wordplay. Arent you supposed to be eternally in love with him and shit? : : | Olive Penderghast : No, no. Wooo! Chip And, *boy*, did my Terminological Inexactitude accelerate with velocity. He said something about askin' for your hand in marriage! : Wait, I can pay you! : Its like wildfire. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. : I didnt until I was 14 and nor did Olive. [on webcam] Watch Emma Stone Nail Steve Martin's 'Planes, Trains and Automobiles' Expletive-Filled Monologue The original scene sees Steve Martin drop a string of F-bombs on an unsuspecting rental-car . Dill Incorrigible! Ew! A peck. : Just as long as *you* won't be there. Who told you? Olive Penderghast : I fake rocked your world! Rhiannon : Olive Penderghast No dating for you, young lady. : The illusion is shattered! Olive: Oh, its nothing. Rosemary: Whats going on, honey? : I just want you to know that I also took a lot of heat because of a certain dalliance. Olive Penderghast Don Bryant and I got caught in a very compromising and complicated position in the locker room during a basketball game. Olive: Weve had nine classes together since Kindergarten ten if you count Religion of Other Cultures, which you didnt because you called it science fiction and refused to go. : Worst song ever! Greetings again from the darkness. Are you really that repulsed by lady parts? I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. : Brandon : Marianne (Amanda Bynes):Because, Olive, its His choice! It's not true. Olive Penderghast We love you no matter what the sexual orientation of your opposite-sex sex partner Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast : The woodchucks! Rosemary Olive Penderghast Chip Brandon [excited] It was make-believe and no one was getting hurt. Olive: Oh my God! : Olive Penderghast : Olive Penderghast Not with a fizzle, but with a bang. Rosemary Preferably to The Gap, but Id also take Amazon.com, or OfficeMax. Whatever happened to chivalry? : Olive Penderghast [On webcam] We are not dating, Mom. A whole bunch of other stuff happens too. You'd think, but Principal Gibbons is a homophobe, which is why I called him a fascist. I also heard he gave you crabs. Mrs. Griffith : : Olive: I just have something in my eye. Her parents are the weirdest people I've ever met; and I live in *California*. No judgement, but you kind of look like striper You can have them when you get taller. Founded in 2010, Thought Catalog is owned and operated by The Thought & Expression Company, Inc. For over a decade, we've been at the bleeding edge of media, pioneering an infrastructure for creatives to flourish both artistically and financially. Due to his "condition," Micah was sent on an extended visit to his grandparents' in Palatka, Florida. And you'll handle this the same way I did. Hey, I want my Juicy sweatshirt back! Michael P. Catanzarite . Olive: You know, you call me bitch a lot okay. : You know, I did hear something. Olive Penderghast There's a young man here to see you. : Olive Penderghast : Not really. : Yea and I got pumpkin all over my dress too. The one where you got suspended for calling Nina Howell a dick and punched her in the left tit. : : Not to mention how you have been dressing these past few days. I like the pants. : Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast: Whatever happened to chivalry? Setup: Under enormous personal pressure and his Broadway play on the verge of imploding, Riggan (Michael Keaton) busts his daughter Sam (Emma Stone), who has been in rehab, for smoking pot. Olive Penderghast : Rosemary What? Olive Penderghast : "Whatever happened to chivalry," and lists movie scenes as examples (clips of which accompany her monologue), one of . : Olive Penderghast What if I told you I wanna be dragged into it? You know, the pill is not 100% effective. Please do not.
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